Friday, April 03, 2015

The deal

It doesn't matter what the Leader of the Free World says, or what the agreement he has made with Iran says. Iran will do whatever it pleases and will get by with it. Here is how it will work:

  • Iran will sign the agreement
  • Iran will get the sanctions lifted
  • Iran will use the additional money to cause more mischief around the region
  • The Saudis will become even more terrified and will buy nuclear weapons
  • Iran will keep building the bomb until they have it
  • The inspectors will "discover" this in some way
  • The U.S. will go to the UN and ask that the sanctions regime be put back into place
  • The Russians will veto the request in the Security Council
  • The Israelis will have to decide whether they can survive the attack that Iran is promising
  • No matter what happens, it will be George W. Bush's fault
The agreement might as well be printed on Charmin.

2 comments:

Bike Bubba said...

I cannot assume stupidity with a guy with two Ivy League degrees, and who has passed the bar. That leaves malice.

Gino said...

a waste of good Charmin, if you ask me.