He is a Democrat, by the way. And if you vote for him, you get a pony. You will have to buy your own toothbrush, though. And you'd better, because he treats gingivitis like Al Gore treats global warming. Make sure you stay to the end, in which he announces his candidacy to the tune of the "Chicken Dance," thereby guaranteeing plenty of support at Wisconsin weddings.
Monday, April 13, 2015
Ready for Vermin?
So I heard that someone announced they are running for president yesterday. Unless they were at the Masters, I missed it. However, we have an early favorite already:
He is a Democrat, by the way. And if you vote for him, you get a pony. You will have to buy your own toothbrush, though. And you'd better, because he treats gingivitis like Al Gore treats global warming. Make sure you stay to the end, in which he announces his candidacy to the tune of the "Chicken Dance," thereby guaranteeing plenty of support at Wisconsin weddings.
He is a Democrat, by the way. And if you vote for him, you get a pony. You will have to buy your own toothbrush, though. And you'd better, because he treats gingivitis like Al Gore treats global warming. Make sure you stay to the end, in which he announces his candidacy to the tune of the "Chicken Dance," thereby guaranteeing plenty of support at Wisconsin weddings.
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Vermon's proposals make at least as much sense as the last 2 president's foreign and financial policies.
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